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I like to ski, mountain bike, drink beer, cook and listen to any jam band I can get my hands on; all while making a complete ass of myself. Hopefully this catharsis is as interesting to others as it is to me.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

The Dankness

To say that we found some good snow to play with on our 11 mile, 9,000k of vert overnight tour would be an understatement. Even if it had been all bad, we still would have lucked into some tree powder; yet since we committed ourselves to the northside where most folks don't go, we had set ourselves up for.....The Dankness.

On Saturday; myself, JoeM, JMoney-Millionaire, Splitchimp and Dean set out from Aggasiz lot under the cover of fog.

Slipping through the flat light along familiar tracks gave way to frosted trees and the opening up of the sky.

Making the base of Dutchmans, I observed quite a bit of hoar frost which glistened in the low light of morning....cataloging this for later observations, I snapped a pic to remind myself of this layer before the next snow fall.

Above the plane crash, we shed our stix, strapped them to our packs and started the bootpack up the western ridge which floated above an inversion layer......ebbing and flowing around the topographic undulations below.

Trading diffuse light for brilliant colors, the blues became brilliant and the pinecones became prolific...

....and then disappeared into a world dictated by left foot-step, right foot-step....the sound of breath and the pounding of pulse forming a zen-like metronome
Cresting Allison Clay's southern ridge, the world became a white whirl of sastrugi, tortured rime forms on rock and frosted clouds hanging in opposition to the brilliant blue of sky

Looking southward, Aggasiz was seen framed by the tops of clouds

Moving northward now on the main ridge, Splitchimp pauses to view the west which was the only open patch of land to be seen.....

....while JMoney trades snow for water....

"
Vanity of vanities, all is vanity"

.....the summit as seen through my eyes....

As I drop into Beard Canyon, I'm surprised to find a nice bit of powder hanging on the flanks, surrounded by wind slab and rock. Stopping a third of the way down, I spot Dean dropping a knee..

....Splitchimp propping the mountain up....

....and Joe slicing some snow....

Avoiding the lower half of Beard, we traverse north into Aubineau and descend to our planned campsite. After dropping off our food, bags and shelter; we skin back up for a sunset run down Aubineau where the sun illuminated the cornice forming above Cohonina..

Digging a pit first on Aubineau, then traversing across into Cohonina for a second pit; we determine the stability to be good despite the depth hoar which was only found within the rocky base matrix.

Viewing the pastel light show north of our pit-site, we were in awe of the beauty of the day.

JMoney finds the gold on Cohonina...

Dean forges a path towards the clouds...

Joe fishes out some untracked skiers right.... ....and Splitchimp follows up

Continuing our descent, we head down to our campsite, while passing under the Crossfire...

Moving fast under fading light and above the glowing sunset, we were transported silently along our skin track in wonderment of the clear skies. The Milky Way and the crab Nebula our source of light, we refused to turn on our headlamps.....instead feeling our way along the skin track with our ski tips. Just as quickly as the daylight disappeared, the full moon melted its way above the cloud bank. Starting as a golden glow illuminating the clouds from below, it rose as a sliver first, and grew until it cast a white glow over the landscape. We moved from the pure darkness of tree shadows, to hallways of brilliant light reflected from the moon. The sounds of wind and trees combined with the moonlit sparkle of virgin snow beneath our feet created a sense of magic. Reaching our camp by moonlight, we feasted on calories of every form while boasting of the days events....slipping slowly into rest below the trees and moon.

Slow to wake in the morning inside our bags, we ate, packed up and skinned back up the canyon to an unnamed slope for some morning powder turns.

On our skin back up to the summit, I shot one last picture....we will be back....soon.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

I'm so full of angst, I've gone all 3rd person and link crazy!

maadjurger is pissed off because his physical therapist wanted to see just how far he could go before his knee cracked after 5 weeks of improvement during physical therapy which resulted in maadjurguer picking the gauntlet up and throwing it back in said PT's face resulting in maadjurguers body and mind being so tired after the ride last night that he talked chollaball out of driving through the night for a ski trip thus missing the last window into the SNOWPACALYPSE which resulted in his soul being entombed in limbo in "One great big festering neon distraction" drinking a crappy bottle of Rhone while bitching at idiots on KPAC and drooling over friends reports of low angle face shots up north(here and here)...ohh yeah, almost forgot, my snow chains showed up today. That's just....GREAT!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Allison Clay pre Snow-pocalypse

Me, U2metoo and Dean did a recon on Allison Clay and her little sister yesterday to get a sense of things before the incoming Snow-pocalypse. I really wanted to get a good profile of whatever was about to be buried, so we set out a lollygaggin up the hill under toasty conditions and bluebird sky.

We were surprised when we got to the base of dutchmans to find a crevasse rescue in process....so we moved higher instead of gawking.



I had noticed quite a bit of frost south of town in the morning, and was able to observe just a touch of surface hoar in protected areas, but it was rapidly melting in the harsh sun.



I was disappointed to find a shoeshoe path roughly 8-10 feet wide up skiers left on upper dutchmans....be kind folks, single file so we can all enjoy the soft stuff....

Turning the corner on the ridge forming the southern boundary of Allison Clay, we peered into a platter of sastrugi and igneous irritants....



At this point, the typical wind/sun crust in exposed areas was prevalent with minor areas of dry protected powder in isolated areas. Traversing along contour, we found a reasonable N-facing slope to dig a pit. I wanted a representative N-facing slope that was fairly protected from the sun, observations here....



I was surprised at the low temps I found in the snow pack and was also surprised at the large temp gradient in the layer just under the surface. It's obvious that this was responsible for the faceting going on underneath, but it's my understanding that in a colder snowpack, <-10C, larger gradients are needed for equivalent facet growth found in a warmer snowpack....comments or clarifications? The wind slab firmly supported all of us on skis and was a bear to edge across, so much so that a slide for life was more of a concern than punching through...that and the spotty conditions. I'd speculate that if we get as much snow as is forecasted, this faceted layer may further weaken as it becomes insulated, raises in temp and faceted growth accelerates....comments, rotten vegetables? ECT resulted in nothing but a sore hand, impromptu shovel shear tests throughout the day also resulted in nothing.

Traversing across Allison Clay, we headed into the light and up onto the ridge separating Allison Clay and her little sister to the north. We peered over and found more of the same....



At this point, we descended through the trees on this ridge hoping to find some softer snow...which we did in spots, separated by some wind slab which made it sporty....


Skiing back down into Allison proper, we worked our way over the sastrugi and rocks....




....and traversed south back into the trees in search of some softer snow...which we found in the usual spots....



A fun and educational day. I'm still taking hard turns gingerly on my knee (as you can probably see on the video below). Powder is fine...but the hard pack really puts more strain on the supporting muscles around my IT band. At this point I think it may be more psychological than real as my PT is starting to wind down and it feels pretty strong now in general. Guess I just need to hang it out there and pin it to see if it'll hold. U2metoo did up two video's which I've embedded here....




Friday, January 15, 2010

Who's ready for the wrathful & angry Christ child?

I am! Check out the latest on El Nino for next week:

ALONG THE WEST COAST THERE ARE AT LEAST 3 TO 4 SURGES COMING INTO THE WEST COAST IN THE FAST PACIFIC FLOW THIS PERIOD EACH WITH ROUNDS OF HEAVY PRECIPITATION. AT THIS TIME THERE IS REASONABLE AGREEMENT ON THE SHORTWAVES EMBEDDED IN THE FLOW TO COME IN AROUND AT-SUN..MON..TUES AND ANOTHER THURS-FRI WITH MORE TO FOLLOW. MONDAYS SURGE HITS THE ENTIRE COAST FROM VANCOUVER SOUTH TO PT CONCEPTION BUT THEN AS THE HEIGHTS FALL AND THE JET CORE SHIFTS SOUTHWARD THE TARGET AREA WILL BE MORE INTO CENTRAL CA AND SOUTHERN CA TUESDAY ONWARD.

THIS EVENT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO APPROACH OR RIVAL THE JANUARY/FEBRUARY 1998 EL NINO EVENT IN CENTRAL CA AND THE JANUARY 1995 TIME FRAME FOR SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. QPF TOTALS FROM MODEL GUIDANCE ARE VERY HIGH WITH AN OVERALL RANGE OF 7- 12 LIQUID INCHES DURING THIS FORECAST PERIOD OVER COASTAL REGIONS/SIERRA. EXPECT CONSIDERABLY HIGHER AMOUNTS OVER A MULTIDAY PERIOD WITH 10-20 INCH MOUNTAIN AMOUNTS WITH EVEN HIGHER AMOUNTS OVER FAVORABLE TERRAIN. SIERRA MOUNTAIN SNOWS MAY BE IN THE 8-12 FOOT RANGE. AS THE JET CORE SHIFTS SOUTHWARD THE HEAVIER PRECIPITATION WILL BE MORE CONCENTRATED INTO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WHERE SIMILAR RAINFALL NUMBERS MAYBE OVER ESPECIALLY FAVORABLE TERRAIN. SOME LOCAL FAVORED TERRAIN AREAS WILL MOST LIKELY APPROACH "20" INCH LIQUID AMOUNTS DURING THIS PERIOD WITH THE EVENT "CONTINUING PAST OUR 7 DAY RANGE", YIELDING EVEN HIGHER TOTALS. VERY HEAVY SNOWS CAN BE EXPECTED OVER HIGHER TERRAIN AND A FLOODING/MUDSLIDE PROBLEMS APPEAR LIKELY. A HEAVY RAIN THREAT FOR ARIZONA APPEARS IN STORE THURSDAY INTO SATURDAY.


I know this will result in catastrophic footage of million dollar homes sliding into the ocean, people unable to drive home, lives changed.....yada, yada, yada.....whatever. For me this means snow...and lots of it here in AZ. I had the pleasure of working as a ski instructor at Mt. Lemmon north of Tucson for the 98 El Nino. We received 4 feet of snow in one 48 hr period. It started raining a, "Forest Gump in Nam" style rain in late January and did not let up for an entire month. The Rillito ran in a major way for 3 months straight....and I'm not talking a rivulet...I'm talking standing waves within a river, plowing through Tucson. I got so sick and tired of skiing, that I called in sick to work at the mountain....so I could go.....wait for it.....hiking, instead of skiing! That's some serious snow time to make me do that!

Giddy-up folks...it's time to sharpen those avy avoidance skills, get your wet ski wax on and have some fun.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Inner Basin mit schlage

Myself, morgaj4, gearjunkie, Claire, Bobby, Matt & Curtis did an IB traverse under bluebird and no wind on Saturday....

Topping out with extremely clear visibility all around us, we made our way to the ridgeline above Snowslide.

As the rest of the party joined, we started digging a pit just below ridgeline

Other than the normal depth hoar surrounding the boulders at base level, we were hard pressed to remember such a right side up profile and consistent temp profile.

Descending down the initial pitch of Snowslide, we quickly transitioned from sastrugi to light crust and then to some nice cream cheese....

Traversing north towards the core ridge side, we spotted a fading crescent moon just above ridgeline

Making the final transition to Snowslide gully, we encountered sun-softened sastrugi which was nice and creamy

After considering our options at the base of Snowslide, we did an about face and started the skin up to core ridge.

Cresting core ridge in the full sun, we took a break to eat some lunch.

Taking in the views to our north, I was struck by the amazing silence and stillness of the cirque. The only sound between us and the summit was that of a circling raven above.

Can you spot the millionaire?

Our view of the ridge looking eastward towards the painted desert.

After some lunch and some boisterous conversations regarding our desire for some lawn chairs and a hibachi, we continued the skin upwards.

The skin track was ideal with no icing or globbing to be found

Topping out at 11,700, we pulled skins and planned our 2nd descent of the day.

Gearjunkie mit schlage

Paparazzi lining up for Bobbies waltz down the catwalk

After a longer descent, we traversed over to waterline to check out how the aspen glades were fairing. The eye of the tiger had blessed us with a settled pack and covered conditions, so we skinned up to the top of the glade for our 3rd descent of the day.

Turning to the west at the top of the glade, I snapped a pic of Humprey's and the day's mantra....

Ending up the traverse on the east side, we did some bootless celebration.

A great day in all with great company, stellar conditions and a wonderful snowpack.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Epic Gnar Year...I'm totally Stoked

Well folks, I went back on a promise I made last year. Last year I promised to NOT hold back on driving 3 hours north on the scant promise of powder....because it rarely saved me disappointment. Yet once again, I've been skunked. I made a call last night to not ski today based on early reports of total snowfalls being less than expected.....only to have that snowfall rate accelerate after I went to sleep to bust all expectations by sunrise. Friends have used the terms "hip-deep" and have lamented needing partners to help break snow on the skin track. My only consolation is riding a great route on South Mountain today on velcro-like conditions after the wonderful rain the previous day....scant consolation however....because skiing constitutes less than 10% of my stoke time.

In any event....this is not meant to be a groan and moan thread...instead...it's yet another opportunity to poke fun at me...and my wife...in cartoon form. I present to you...."The Maadjurger's". It's a standard sitcom depiction of my own creation based around every Friday-off/weekend conversation I have had with Mrs. Maadjurger this year (and probably next year too).......I never learn apparently.

Friday, December 18, 2009

The good....TheBadAndTheUgly

The Good: Day 2 on snow; beers, burgers, laughs, bluebird, good company....

The BadAndTheUgly: Chollaball on Day 1, drinkin' sport drink, rockin out with no shirt, showing his flair...

This won't be the last of it....check cholla's site as well as U2metoo's site for more info and a video of.....ahem.....whatever that was, which is shown above....


Saturday, December 12, 2009

How's your Aspen?

Mines pretty worked because of yesterdays recon trip with splitchimp......On the profile....it's not much of a tour, only 4,375 ft of climbing. Over breakfast at the Place to Be....the only place to be at 5am in Flagstaff....Mike and Rhonda's...we figured we'd be at our destination by 9am. Yeah....whatever.

Dawn patrol gave way to copper and smokey-azure hues showcasing the coming system. More than once, split and I mused aloud if we were better off buying a bottle of Wild Turkey and entertaining ourselves for the day (or was that just me, twice?)....but we knew better. We're both sick of bikes at the moment and looking for refreshing methods of self-flagellation.

Warming up with the sun at our backs, I paused to shed some layers and noticed I was standing in a hallway of photons, framed by ponderosa.....

As the sailors warning colors waned, the baby peaks began to show themselves....looking pretty chapped from the wind event during the last storm....

Skinning up waterline, glimpses of Cliffband and it's SE protected main couloir looked promising....
...yet closer inspection of other protected areas revealed hints of pickup stix snags just below the surface...

Split remarked that the aspen looked good to go, but we both agreed that the nice 2' of snow out of the last storm was consistently soft...so much so that it gave way to the landmines below our skis far to easily.

Resisting temptation, we continued on to the IB where vaporous clouds seeded with snow and wind obscured the cirque and snowslide canyon....

Windows of sunlight gave clear views of Cliffband...
And crunchy views of Fremont proper with a wind-stripped upper Telemark falling from it's summit.....

At this point, my IT band issue started cropping up especially after breaking trail in the 1-2' of snow. After some silent battles...I confessed to the injury and fell to the rear to let Split take over break duties for the rest of the day. Resting at a lunch spot, we dug a wind break and played with crumbly slabs.
The trip back was a slog with waterline seemingly uphill both ways. Too shallow to ride out, too steep to skin down....we were left to cursing and second guessing. For my first day out; the recon was educational, the first major coverage was impressive and the suffering was elevated. In honor of the first day out, I'll be calling this one "Pancho"....

.......and this one "Lefty"....

Welcome to the 2010 season!